oh, breakups!

So, it's been almost 3 weeks my ex broke up with me. It took me A LOT to get where i am right now. From He is all I dreamed of to He is an asshole . From He will come back to me to I hope he doesnt come back . From He's the hottest guy i know to I dated that guy??.

Well lemme tell you something, buddy!:
- You would have never become YFS president
- I hate your ugly mullet
- I hate you sleazy moustache
- You have an ugly penis
- You were right about something, you have a shitty personality. a VERY shitty one
- You are the most selfish, self-centered, rude, inconsidered, manipulative, judgemental, and uncaring guy I know

But I know, deep inside, I want a closure. And by closure I mean talk things up, and getting my shirt and DVD back. And finally I have a list of things I've learned from this breakup:

1) Drunken parties are the least place to meet a boyfriend. Especially when both are drunk.

2) If he wants sex, he has to earn it.

3) Learn to say 'no'. and a 'no' means 'no', not a 'okayyy, maybe only this time"

4) If they just want sex, dump him.

5) If he bails on you on Valentine's, dump him.

6) If he makes you wait for a phone call all the time, dump him.

7) If he tells you what to do and how to do something, he's not worth it.

8) HOT doesnt necesarily mean GOOD.

9) He might use nice words like "baby", "sweetheart", "i like you", "you're beautiful" to trick you into sex

10) If he doesnt care to fix the problem, you can say goodbye to him.

11) If there is anything bothering any fo you, talk it out, and be honest.

And I think that's all for now.